Profound

Posted on October 3, 2009 by Rich Bordner| 2 Comments

“Even though he was an enemy of mine, I had to admit that what he had accomplished was a brilliant piece of strategy. First, he punched me, then he kicked me, then he punched me again.”

–Jack Handey

BTW, these are jokes.  They are meant as satire on deep and profound things.  If you ever watched Saturday Night Live in the 90′s, you are most likely a Jack Handey fan.  So relax, and laugh.  :)


This entry was posted in Uncategorized and tagged . Bookmark the permalink.

2 Responses to Profound

  1. The Rambling Taoist | October 3, 2009 at 11:41 am |

    My wife & I love Jack Handey’s musings. We even have one of his books.

  2. Neil | October 4, 2009 at 10:04 am |

    I loved his bits on SNL! My personal favorite (paraphrase):

    My nephew asked why it was raining. I told him that God was crying. He asked why God was crying. I told him, “Probably because of something you did.”

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

*

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <pre> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>