“Even though he was an enemy of mine, I had to admit that what he had accomplished was a brilliant piece of strategy. First, he punched me, then he kicked me, then he punched me again.”
BTW, these are jokes. They are meant as satire on deep and profound things. If you ever watched Saturday Night Live in the 90’s, you are most likely a Jack Handey fan. So relax, and laugh. 
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The Rambling Taoist // October 3, 2009 at 11:41 am
My wife & I love Jack Handey’s musings. We even have one of his books.
Neil // October 4, 2009 at 10:04 am
I loved his bits on SNL! My personal favorite (paraphrase):