UPDATE: I have now blocked “Jesus” on Twitter.
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I noticed today that Jesus Christ is now following me on Twitter.
So now, instead of praying, I can just get on Twitter to see what Jesus is doing.
I bet he has a really pimped out cell phone.
Wait…why is he only following 3, 561 people?
Either heaven’s gonna be like a small midwestern town (which to most people would be more like hell), or omniscience isn’t all it’s cracked up to be…:)
Ya know, I’m all for incarnational living and all that, but not for blasphemy.
