Monthly Archives: January 2009

Alpha

Is there more to life than this?  Why is there so much evil in the world?  Does God exist?  Who is Jesus?  What about other religions?

Most of us, Christian or not, have asked questions like that at one time or another.  Who wouldn’t want to discuss those questions in a low-key, friendly, and fun atmosphere?

Enter the Alpha Course.

Starting on February 8, my church, RockHarbor in Costa Mesa, is hosting an Alpha course.  If you live in the Orange County, CA area, consider stopping by from 6-8 to participate in the discussion over a meal.  For more info, visit the RockHarbor website.

Top 10 Misheard Lyrics

Who can forget the infamous “please excuse me while I kiss this guy” misheard lyric from Jimmi Hendrix’s Purple Haze, or “there’s a bathroom on the right” from CCR’s Bad Moon on the Rise. There are a ton of misheard lyrics out there. Here is my top 10 list. Feel free to add your own:

10.) We built this city on the wrong damn road.

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credit: ymntd.com

Real lyric: We built this city on rock and roll (Starship: We Built This City)

9.) I left my brains down in Africa

Real lyric: I bless the rains down in Africa (Toto: Africa)

8.) Here we are now, in containers

Real lyrics: Here we are now, entertain us (Smells Like Teen Spirit: Nirvana)

7.) You made the rice, I made the gravy, but it just may be some tuna fish you’re looking for

Real lyrics: You may be right, I may be crazy, but it just may be a lunatic you’re looking for (You May be Right: Billy Joel)

6.) Ken touched this

Real lyrics: Can’t touch this (Can’t Touch This: MC Hammer)

5.) I’ve got flu, rickets, and parasites

Real lyrics: I’ve got two tickets to paradise (Two Tickets to Paradise: Eddie Money)

4.) My anus is the center hole

Real lyrics: My angel is the centerfold (Centerfold: J. Geils Band)

3.) Might as well face it, you’re a d**k with a glove

Real lyrics: Might as well face it, you’re addicted to love (Addicted to Love: Robert Palmer)

Thought he was talking about Michael Jackson there for a minute….anyway, I digress.

2.) Kick a chicken with it

Real lyrics: Gettin’ jiggy with it (Gettin’ Jiggy With It: Will Smith)

1.) Racked up like a douche I knew their runner every night

Real lyric: Revved up like a deuce another runner in the night (Blinded by the Light: Manfred Mann’s Earth Band)

Anybody wanna tell me what the heck the *real* lyric means on that one? I have no clue.

Some of these are better than the real lyrics.

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Quit Complaining About Your Job

I admit, complaining about my job is like an Olympic sport to me, but these pictures have cured me of that…until Monday.

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You know what they say: someone’s gotta do it.

How to Answer a Logic-chopper

Doug Geivett posted on a “hawt” one the other day: Daniel Florien on “How to Stump an Anti-Abortionist with one Question.”

Geivett, in response, writes:

You’re kidding, right? No, I suppose not. But you should know better than to engage in such hasty generalization. (I believe I know you do know better.) Thoughtful pro-lifers have thought about this and won’t be stumped if you ask them.

Here’s one for you: Suppose abortion IS the murder of an innocent and defenseless human person; what do YOU think should be done about it? It’s silly to say that because nothing should be done about it, it isn’t murder. You’ve got the reductio ad absurdum turned inside out.

Florien, in the comments section of Geivett’s response, writes:

“Thanks for your link & comment. My point was really that some are stumped, not all — though the title is a bit misleading. But you have to admit, it was good copywriting! :) Of course if it really is murder, then a person should have the punishment for murder. That was my point. That is a logically consistent position. But whether it is murder or not is a different issue, one that I may tackle in the future.”

Hmmm, I don’t know about that. Here’s a crucial part of Daniel’s post:

“They believe abortion to be murder. Murder deserves severe punishment. Thus, women who have illegal abortions should receive severe punishment — like life in prison or the death penalty. That’s the logical conclusion. But they can’t accept this conclusion. They know it’s absurd and unfair — which means they know abortion is not really murder.” (emphasis in the original)

It sounds like he is making the argument that abortion is not murder (or, at least, that “anti-abortionists” don’t really think its murder.). At any rate, he should be more careful in his rhetoric and not make such sweeping claims if his response to Geivett is genuine. He should perhaps also update his original post and clarify.

At worst, the pro-lifer just doesn’t know the best policy to go about enforcing a law…but it is a non sequitur to infer from that that his argument about the morality of abortion is therefore in error.

I mean, there are tons of things we think are wrong and should be illegal, but yet we don’t know the best way to go about prosecuting them. Just because the details on how to prosecute someone for a behavior are unclear doesn’t mean the behavior shouldn’t be criminalized.

There have been many substantive answers to this question. Justin Taylor summarizes an excellent response by Frank Beckwith here.

Check out the following related posts:

Sanctity of Human Life Sunday, Belated

Caught

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Matt Lewis Asks…

Is nothing sacred? Lol....

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Pop Culture Translator

I need this, for I do not speak the vernacular of today’s urban youth.

What I’ve Learned as a Teacher

10) Sometimes, old school is good school. You don’t have to jump on the bandwagon just because it’s the latest method or the newest gadget. And remember: when it comes to technology, there’s always a trade-off.

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another lesson: dress professionally. Photo credit: thechive.com

9) You can’t change the world, but you can change a life…and maybe the life you change will go on and change the world.

8) Adults involved in education are really good at pointing fingers, and really bad about accepting responsibility.

7) Teachers are the worst students. We huff and puff about students staying on task in class, but we can’t seem to do it in a staff meeting.

6) Anger is weakness; calm is strength.

5) You must have the eyes of an assassin….metaphorically speaking, of course.

4) No matter how bad you screwed up the day before, the sun will rise tomorrow.

3) Don’t fool yourself. There is no such thing as “sometimes consistent.” You either are or you are not consistent. One slip, and you aren’t consistent. Simple as that.

2) Learn to relish saying the word “no.” Seriously. It will save both you and your students.

1) The buck stops with the adults. We can spew all the blatherskeit we can about “kids these days,” but really, the adults reap what we sow.

You thought that was #1, but here’s the REAL number 1:

You’d be surprised with what you can get away with.

What I mean by that is not, of course, doing illegal and immoral things. I’m talking about Christian teachers delving into religious and spiritual topics. Many are soooo scared of violating some nebulous cultural more we call “the separation of church and state.” Some think that you can’t even mention religion in schools at all! But really, with a little prayer, a little guts, and a little wisdom, you really can talk about all sorts of things. Hey, liberals, atheists, and agnostics do it all the time; why not Christians? This whole “separation of church and state” stuff is juts a paper tiger.

That’s just the tip of the iceberg.

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Public Education: Thoughts from a Rookie Teacher

Why I Must be on Crack

Adultolescence: Never-never Land

Truth to Power?

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