Supposedly, the Washington Post had a competition between teachers to see who could submit the worst analogies they’d encountered in reading student essays and papers.
Those who submitted produced some whoppers. Read them here for a good laugh.
They remind me of this Taylor Mali poem:
But, you know, like, I’m not trying to judge or anything…you know? I’m just sayin that, like, I wouldn’t do this and stuff, but who am I to say?
That is such a fun poem! Thanks for sharing it. I’m thinking Random Act of Poetry…
Those analogies are so funny that I laughed until my side hurts like it does after you’ve just had surgery by a doctor who’s not really a doctor, he’s just pretending like that guy in ‘Catch me, if you can’
You are hilarious, bro!
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