Supposedly, the Washington Post had a competition between teachers to see who could submit the worst analogies they’d encountered in reading student essays and papers.
Those who submitted produced some whoppers. Read them here for a good laugh.
They remind me of this Taylor Mali poem:
But, you know, like, I’m not trying to judge or anything…you know? I’m just sayin that, like, I wouldn’t do this and stuff, but who am I to say?
