The absolute spanking the Bucks gave M*ch&g^n yesterday, I present to you the following jokes:
“A guy walks into a bar with a cat. Bartender says, “hey, you can’t bring cats in here!” The cat owner says, “can you allow it just this once? He’s very well behaved and is a joy to have along. Plus, all we’re gonna do is watch the Michigan game. He won’t cause any problems, I swear.”
The bartender reluctantly agrees to let the cat in.
First quarter, Michigan drives down the field and scores a field goal. The cat jumps up, does a backflip, and gives the owner a high five.
The bartender is intrigued.
In the second quarter, Michigan intercepts the ball, then proceeds to drive down the field for a touchdown. The cat jumps up, does a backflip, and gives the owner a high five.
Astonished, the bartender asks, “If your cat does that for a Michigan touchdown, what will he do if Michigan beats Ohio State?”
The owner replies, “I don’t know. I’ve only had him for five years.”
A Michigan graduate with a frog sitting on his head walks into the doctor’s office.
The doctor, somewhat surprised, says, “how can I help you today?”
The frog replies, “can you get this wart off my butt?”
BWAAAHAHAHAAAA!!! Sucka foo’s.